Thursday, December 18, 2014

WE HAVE BEEN REBORN!

Matt and Scott are joined by Matt's super-cool neighbor Justin to discuss THINGS (Canada, 1989). You can get the episode on iTunes or from here (right-click and Save As).
This movie would leave most casual viewers shivering, huddled in a blanket next to an ambulance, drinking tea or cocoa, so it was nice that Justin was not catatonic and was able to show us on the doll where this movie touched him. Mere words cannot describe this one, folks. It's a low-budget film made by horror fans, but beyond that, it's psychoactive psychotronica all the way. Plots are jettisoned, time has no meaning, porn stars deliver the news from another dimension...it must be seen to be believed.
Unfortunately, this movie is not available for free online (unless you really know how to look), but we wholeheartedly agreed this is worth the ticket price...plus, after you've seen it, you can show it to your friends and enjoy their reactions!

"This is Amber Lynn, coming to you live from the this-guy's-mom's-utility-room-in-the-basement studios."
Our hero, sort of...I guess?

This is how my wife found me in the garage after watching this movie.

A still from the interminable pulling-the-guy-up-to-the-bridge scene.



Next up: we have some '70s dreck for you featuring Tony Curtis & Burgess Meredith! It's the infamously bad The Manitou: A psychic's girlfriend finds out that a lump on her back is a growing reincarnation of a 400 year-old demonic Native American spirit.
Sounds fun, right?! Plus, it's from the director of the blaxploitation Exorcist rip-off Abby!


Wednesday, November 26, 2014

HAPPY THANKSGIVING w/ JACK & JILL


Matt's been weirdly obsessed with seeing this infamously terrible comedy since it was released. He took advantage of the fact that Thanksgiving is in the plot to make someone watch it with him. Scars add character, right? Download the episode through iTunes or here.

Yes, you will be looking at that face for 90 minutes.


Homelessness: If you can't beat the problem, make fun of the victims in your movie



NEXT UP: We watch an infamous Canadian film from 1989 THINGS.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

DEMONWARP (1988)

Our DEMONWARP episode is now available on iTunes and via this link.
Poor Andy Dick...

Dude looks like he is SHREDDING a wicked solo right here.

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

The Inevitable Crossover Event...

The Bookhouse Boys (Matt & friends) came out of retirement to discuss the first book of Jeff VanderMeer's Southern Reach trilogy: Annihilation, with Scott. Download HERE.
Fans of weird fiction and Lovecraftian dread will dig this book that is creepy as all get-out and filled with eldritch horror.
Scott & I approve and agree: This book is most definitely COOL. Get yourself a print copy, e-book, or audio version here.

Monday, October 27, 2014

A Haunted Halloween from TCTT to YOU!

We put together a mix of spooky sound FX, monster music, and scary stories to make your Halloween a little more ghoulish and ghastly. ENJOY!

Monday, October 20, 2014

ALL-YOU-CAN-OGLE

October sorta got away from us here at TCTT...
Our new iRiff has been published, but Rifftrax is undergoing some site maintenance and the iRiff page is down indefinitely. A bummer, but we'll let you know when everything's up and running again.


Everyone's a comedian...except for this guy...SERIOUSLY
Remember when Joaquin was going to be a rapper?
Kyle couldn't join us for our movie, probably because of good karma, and Scott watched the wrong one (again), so I watched it solo and chatted with Scott about it. "It" is the 1962 "monster" nudie film House on Bare Mountain. You can get it here or on iTunes.

NEXT UP: George "Naked Gun movies" Kennedy stars in DEMONWARP: "A man and his daughter are attacked in the woods by what they believe is a Bigfoot-type creature. However, they soon begin to suspect that they may have stumbled onto a nest of aliens in a hidden spacecraft."

LINK TO MOVIE

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Our 3rd iRiff now available!

Please head on over to the Rifftrax store and pick up our newest riff Curse of the Swamp Creature directed by Larry Buchanan, starring John Agar and a bunch of nobodies!
BUY THE RIFF and please spread the word. Thanks!