KYLE

Kyle's returning to the show for the 1st time in a year (time flies). We'll also have our friend Andrew (from the Houseboat Horror episode) join us to discuss René Cardona's infamous NIGHT OF THE BLOODY APES. You can watch it here and be all ready for the next episode, you lucky devil!

FLESH FEAST!

UPDATE: There was an issue with the episode's feed which has been corrected now, so you can find it in iTunes or in the direct link.

Matt is joined by Joe Kincher and Devin Bruce to discuss Brad F. Grinter & Veronica Lake's 1970 movie FLESH FEAST. Movie maverick Grinter was just about to make the greatest Thanksgiving anti-drug, Christian screed ever BLOOD FREAK, but he was still getting his directing chops up with a biker movie and this little number. Poor Veronica Lake thought this movie would be her comeback and financed this nonsense story wherein she plays Dr. Fredrick a woman on the verge of using light-treated maggots to rejuvenate old flesh, even the flesh of the most hated figure in all the 20th century...but, I've said to much. So, prepare yourselves for the Reich that comes before the fifth one...I've said too much. DIRECT LINK.

"Unabridged!" - Joe      "Democracy!" - Devin     "Stultifying!" - Matt                            

He's got to relive those awkward, zitty teen years...good!

"Thank heavens there's nothing creepy in here!"

"I'm not working with Coppola or Peckinpah next, am I?!?"

NEXT UP: We have some more guests coming and will announce the movie here and on our Twitter account. Leave us some feedback in iTunes, won't you?

SLEDGEHAMMER!

I rounded up some folks to make a get-well-Scott episode and we had too many people for one episode. This one features Jason Farrell (from the Mystics in Bali & Death Bed: The Bed That Eats episodes) and Rob Hafferman (from the Star Crash episode). We discussed the recently deceased David A. Prior's first movie, the SOV SLEDGEHAMMER (1983). Ten years after a terrible mother and her lover are slaughtered in remote farmhouse and her child is never seen again. Because this is a movie and it was the '80s, a van full of exuberant twenty-somethings brings lots of food and alcohol to this site. The consequences are dire. Episode available from our iTunes feed or HERE.

Seriously, do these pants give me "mom butt" or what?

That summer Mike Love got really into steroids and face-licking...

These masks always upset me...

Next up: KYLE, JOE, and DEVIN will be on to talk about the 1970 Brad F. Grinter (BLOOD FREAK) movie FLESH FEAST starring Veronica Lake...wait, WHAT?

Scott

Our beloved co-host, Scott, was seriously injured this weekend. We would much appreciate all your thoughts and prayers for his recovery. Get well, soon, Scott. We love you.

SCARY TALES! (1993)

We take a hiatus from our hiatus and chat about the 1993 shot-on-video no-budget love letter to Tales from the Crypt called SCARY TALES. Available from iTunes or from here.

I hope this guy went on to do erectile dysfunction ads.

I liked the pre-Photoshop days when a bad movie had a bad cover...which I actually like, btw.

Awesome

We Need to Talk About Jamie...or, THE PIT (1981)

Matt & Scott talk about the 1981 horror movie The Pit about young Jamie, who is troubled by bullies and librarian lust. In this tender coming-of-age story, we follow Jamie as he faces the trials and tribulations of adolescence the same we all did: with the help of a bunch of hairy, hungry creatures in a hole in the woods. Get the episode through iTunes or download it here.

I miss my old Thinkin' Hole.

"Uhhh...we're not doing anything in here...but don't come in!"

Before 'Mac and Me' there was...THE PIT!

NOTE: We'll be taking a brief break from regular episodes. Busy schedules force us to fall back on sporadic podcasting for the coming summer. We'll be focusing more on episodes with guests, Matt will do some mini genre-overview spotlights, and we'll be talking about even wackier movies than what we've done before. We're always available on Twitter.