Friday, March 24, 2017

The WILD GUITAR riff is finally here!

Regular listeners to the podcast well know the long story of our riffing of Arch Hall, Jr.'s, Wild Guitar. We typically do a bit of pre-writing and then get together to record a movie riff in a day and half. It's a good excuse to hang with some old friends and crack-wise.
We started the Wild Guitar riff in February of 2015! There were some problems with it and Joe and I pecked away at it whenever we had a free couple of hours. While there were no nervous breakdowns, it's safe to say that this is our equivalent of Brian Wilson's SMiLE album. Even after we finished  it, I shelved it, trying to come up with a good way to sell it, since Rifftrax doesn't sell 3rd-party riffs anymore. Joe said we should just throw it up on YouTube so people at least get to see it, but the Arch Hall & the Archers music would make all viewing money go to Arch Hall, Jr. I looked him up and found him to be a really big Trump supporter. I was not into that. Then it hit me: what if we gave the riff away as a thank-you gift to people who donated money to charities that are working to undo the damage the current administration is doing?

As a result, I'm pleased to offer this riff and hope to give away as many as possible. The money's never important to us and I hope Arch Hall, Jr., learns that his movie is helping fight Trump & Company.

You just know that would be his guitar-face.


Some friends in our inner circle have seen Wild Guitar and many have said it's our best one yet!

So, how do you get in on this deal? It's simple. Donate at least $4 U.S. to one of the charities listed HERE and either A) take a screen shot of your donation confirmation or B) send us photo proof of your gift and we'll send you a download link to hilarity. You can post it in the comments here or on our Twitter account (@thats_trash) and provide us a means to send you a link (email, Twitter, etc.) and, BINGO, you're in.


Additionally, we're offering our first 3 movies for the same deal. We've done Bloody Pit of Horror, Invasion of the Bee Girls, and Curse of the Swamp Creature. Each donation of $4 dollars will earn you another riff...or become a super donor and get all for $15.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

The Corpse Grinders

Matt's joined by culture vulture, raconteur, and all-around great guy John Morgan to discuss a tale of body-snatching, cat food, and flesh-crazed kitties from the late Ted V. Mikels. We try to honor the director of The Astro-Zombies and The Doll Squad by discussing The Corpse Grinders. We might fall a bit short of our target, but we had fun.
Subscribe through iTunes or download here.
Dario Argento Ted Mikels ain't

Terrible film, 5 stars

How does one pull a cat fight scene off?

Lotus Cat Food: Now with 100% more panties and bra!

Monday, January 30, 2017

The Amazing, Fantastical Technicolor SUBSPECIES Pod-Crawl begins here



The guys at Rogue Riffers had the bright idea to do a podcrawl through a film series with other like-minded psychotronic podcasts. We're honored to be included. The series to watch is Subspecies, from Charles Band's Full Moon Features. Matt had to fly solo on this one, so it's a short episode to set up the series for the rest of the crawl.
Here's how to listen:
Subspecies - We kick it off here or you can download it from iTunes
Bloodstone: Subspecies II - from Rogue Riffers
Bloodlust: Subspecies III from Bad Movie Night
Subspecies 4: Blood Storm from Wax On Wax Lyrical
"Who's a precious, naughty little monster-muffin? YOU are, snookums!"
Vampires get their prostates examined once every 3 centuries...but why NOW?
Earth-293's Diana Ross

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Merry Christmas, you wonderful people!

What do you get for the psychotronic movie fan who has everything? The Feeders 2: Slay Bells episode, of course! If you missed the first one, fear not; this features lots of flashbacks that tell you everything you need to know...except why the main character looks identical to the main character from the first movie. Grab it on iTunes, get it here, give it to a friend.
Happy holidays from all of us here at That's Cool, That's Trash!

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Upcoming Christmas Episode...

It wouldn't be a TCTT Christmas without  Christmas movie, so we're delaying our Ted V. Mikels The Corpse Grinders episode. In previous years, we've celebrated with Christmas Evil and Don't Open Till Christmas. We're continuing the tradition with the Polonia Brothers' Feeders 2: Slay Bells. We watched the first one last month and it seems cine-masochistically fitting that we jump back into the twins' bizarre world of terrible graphics, stilted performances, and puppet aliens...but with 100% more Santa. What's that? You haven't seen the first one? Not to worry, the entire first film is recapped in flashbacks...like, completely recapped. The capper? This one's one YouTube! Episode coming very soon!


Monday, November 21, 2016

FEEDERS!

Matt talks with Joe and Justin (a survivor of our Things episode) about the Polonia Bros' 1996 breakout "hit" FEEDERS. Apparently, Blockbuster video bet you'd rent this on accident or when copies of Independence Day were all checked out. This movie features two buddies on a road trip who happen upon an alien invasion that must be seen to be believed.
Get the episode from iTunes or download it HERE (right-click and 'save as').
Tobias Fünke or Freddie Mercury?

1996's "Cutest Thing That Will Eat Your Face"

NEXT: The voting is done and we'll be watching The Corpse-Grinders for our Ted V. Mikels episode. It's easily found online...so get it on it!

Friday, October 28, 2016

YOU elect the Ted V. Mikels film!

We're saddened by the news that director Ted V. Mikels (The Astro-Zombies, The Doll Squad) has passed away. We're going to discuss one of his films in an upcoming episode, but we can't decide which one...
We had a poll on our Twitter account (@thats_trash) to pick between THE CORPSE GRINDERS and BLOOD ORGY OF THE SHE-DEVILS for the episode and it's currently a tie!  
Go vote on Twitter OR tell us in the comments which of the 2 you'd like for the episode and we'll announce the winner soon.